Oh, Canada.

I celebrated Canada Day yesterday. Now I have a "semi-permanent" tattoo of a Canadian Maple Leaf on my arm. However, since the maple leaf has out-lasted two showers I am getting a little nervous about the true meaning of the word "semi-permanent." Oh well, if it doesn't come off, I'm going to have to start telling people I am Canadian.

I, also, in huge news think I know what I might be writing my Masters Thesis about. AMAZING. There is this Taiwanese author, Zhang Xiguo, who wrote a book entitled "Chauvinist Stories,"... and I'm in love. I wish I could explain the full hilarity of his work, but suffice it to say one of the stories involves handcuffs and, thusly, I am convinced that this guy is my soul mate/one true love.