Important Educational Annoucement

As of 6:05 PM Taiwan Standard Time the follow Graduate School/Master Degree Program Rankings were issued by the Taiwanese Propaganda Bureau. These rankings will be final until Jessica A. Marinaccio again decides that perhaps her priorities are all wrong:

TOP PROGRAMS

National Taiwan University:
Tied for First:
Department of Social Work AND Department of Chinese Literature
Second:
Department of History

National Zhengzhi University:
First:
Graduate Institute of Labor Research
Second:
Department of Chinese Literature
Tied for Third:
Department of History and Department of Diplomacy

Recently the two departments noted to be most highly in contention for Ms. Marinaccio's affections were Zhengzhi University's Graduate Institute of Labor Research and NTU's Department of Chinese Literature because experts predict that Ms. Marinaccio savors the idea of being poor for the rest of her life.

Will an MBA ever be in her future?? The world may never know...